New Year, New Lifestyle

Okay, new year. I understand this is a little late, but, hey, better late than never, right?

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Chapter 3

I cringed, okay, what could it hurt, just don’t get so involved this time. Stay emotionally unavailable, and you won’t get hurt. But could it really be that simple?

Chapter 3
Chemistry today just didn’t seem to have as many minutes as it usually does, I thought to myself as the bell rang and I packed my things up to leave.

When We Were Young

1. Santa Clause, The Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny were ALL real...and if ANY of our friends who already knew tried to argue with us, we either fought back, or just ignored them.
2. Babies didn't necessarily come from the stork, but the definitely didn't come from intercourse. The also were birthed out of belly buttons.
3. We would not eat our vegetables unless promised dessert.
4. Girls: Chasing boys was fun.
5. Hand games were our favorite pastime.
6. The Disney D was actually a backwards G (*Some of my friends didn't find that out until recently, actually...)
7. You were cool if you had a lunch box instead of brown paper bags.
8. If you picked your nose, a monster would bite your finger off.
9. If you swallowed your gum, you could die.
10. Getting your card pulled from green to yellow or red was the worst feeling ever.
11. What you brought in for show and tell proved how cool you were.
12. We always counted alligators at the drinking fountains.
13. The moon was actually a different form of the sun.
14. Playing the the mud and/or the sprinklers didn't even phase us. We didn't care about our hair or make-up.
15. If you had a trampoline-you were my best friend.
16. Singing in the mirror with a hairbrush was my life... wait. Nothing's changed!
17. You HAD to sit in the back of the bus.
18. On Valentines day, you had to give one of the special BIG valentines that came with the package to your crush... the other one went to your teacher.
19. An art set was on everyone's Christmas/ Hanukah list.
20. We looked forward to Pizza day ALL month.
21. Sleeping in on Saturday morning was out of the question. 'One Saturday Morning' was on... DUH!
22. Boy Meets World was the only adult-ish show we watched...and growing up that's all we thought high school / college was gonna be like.
23. You needed NOT ONE, but 4 or 5 giga-pets.
24. If you had five dollars, you were rich.
25. When you heard an ice cream truck, your ass was OUT the door.
26. Going on Summer and Winter break was sometimes sad, because you didn't get to see your friends at all... UNLESS you went to INTERCESSION!
27. You felt awesome singing weird songs like 'Stegosaurus" and "Balooga Whale"
28. Pogs.
28. You couldn't (and didn't really care that you couldn't) wear thong sandals, spaghetti straps, or halter tops.
29. Matching outfits? What does THAT mean?
30. You were amazing if you had kudos packed in your lunch.
31. Reading passages out loud revealed your 'true intelligence' to everyone.
32. ... and being in the Blue reading group confirmed that fact.
33. If someone other than your parents or the bus picked you up from school, you felt like a million dollars.
34. Learning about indians in 3rd grade was SO LAME at the time...but in retrospect, you realize you did SO many cool amazing projects--like making drums and drawing hieroglyphics on them!
35. Hearing the recess bell gave you the happiest feeling you got all day.
36. Your Mom and/or Dad woke you up AND made your breakfast for you.
37. If you knew how to color inside the lines, it meant you were smart.
38. Going to the library was exciting and fun... especially on the random days you got to play bingo.
39. Getting to play Oregon Trail WAS. THE. SHIZ.
40. It was your dream to win the macaroni and cheese commercial contest.

Integrity Truly is Everything

So this past weekend, I had the most amazing time.. Along the way, I compromised not only my integrity, but also the way I look to the other people around me.. And all I have to show for it is a really bad hangover and the same relationship, a little stronger, with the guy that I really like.. Heck, I'll even say it, I think I love him..

I seriously compromised my relationship with someone that means the world to me, my biggest influence.. That, my own actions, has hurt me so much.. And now I have to try to regain her trust in me, and I don't even know how.. I don't even think I deserve it.. I don't deserve her in my life, I don't deserve to have her think so highly in me..

I'm a liar, I break promises, I go back on my word for a boy I don't even know likes me or knows I exist..

I got drunk, I probably made a mockery of myself and of the one that means the world to me, and for what?? A BOY?!?!?! Someone that I like?!?!

The only person I deserve in my life is myself.. I don't deserve any of the people that are in my life.. They are all so good to me.. I...I...I don't know what to do anymore..

So I love him, but does he love me?

So I met the most amazing guy about two months back.. We hit it off almost immediately.. We began hanging out at least once or twice a week every week.. I began to like him more and more, and I told him.. We both had agreed that, sometime in the future, that we would try out a relationship, and see how it goes..


That was all in Escondido.. I am now back up in Corona with my family, and we talk about the same amount as when we would hang out.. I haven't been able to hang out with him for three weeks now, and I miss him incredibly.. The last time I talked to him, he was so busy with school work that he said the next time he can drive up to see me would be Thanksgiving break.. Ugh.. I don't want to have to wait for so long to see him, but I am at his mercy..

Help!!!

No Longer

When your biggest fear is will it hurt and what will happen, then you're biggest fear becomes what will happen now and how will I feel about it now..

I can't believe how it happened.. It was so fast..

All I remember was us kissing on the couch, and the next thing I knew, we were having sex.. My first time since I was raped..

It was so...bittersweet, if that's even the word..

He was amazing, and sweet.. He was the sweetest guy I could ever imagine being with as my "first time.."

And after it happened I told him to lay down with me, and I told him..

I said, "Thank you.. Thank you so much.. You are my first time since I was raped, xx years ago.. I just wanted to thank you for making it so comfortable for me.. I was so worried about it prior to the event, and you made me so comfortable and so unafraid.. I really do love you, you know that, right?"

He just lay there with me and replied with an "I love you, too," and laid there with me for most of the night..

I could never forget it..

If only it could have been at a different situation.. Things happened that should not have.. I just wish that I didn't have to make my best friend so uncomfortable over a thing like that, what happened.. That is my only regret about that night..

Funny Comments My Friend Found

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.

When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn't work, he plays zombie.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.

God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

A duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.

Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.

Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

Chuck Norris invented water.

Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground.

Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, "always leave things the way you found em!"

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.

In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.